This winter I had a very vivid dream...
I was going somewhere, and there was snow and people around me. It was life as usual, except one very significant difference - I wore high heels.
If there is one thing I have never done and will never do, it's wearing high heels. First of all, they're uncomfortable and make my legs go all wobbly, so it's embarrassing as hell. Secondly, I'm tall enough to look like a freak on high heels. Finally, I don't care about how my ass appears in them or how they're the pinnacle of female sexiness or whatever. I just don't care.
So in my dream, I'm wobbling on high heels, and I realize something horrific - I can't take them off! I have to keep going, even though my feet hurt and I look ridiculous. It's life as usual, nobody's saying anything, but I feel awful.